I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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