you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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