Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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