I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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