is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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