At least make sure they are 18
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The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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