new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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