haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
