Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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