Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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