I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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