the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
where are you?
Hypothermia
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
