that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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