Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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