Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just high enough for therapy.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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