Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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