That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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