the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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