I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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