yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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