Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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