he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
then he tried to convert me to islam
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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