To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
