Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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