im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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