she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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