My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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