butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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