Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Be still, my beating vagina.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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