they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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