Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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