if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She bit a glass in half.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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