so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
