he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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