you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
