Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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