Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Found your dick twin last night
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
The air taste purple.
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