There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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