her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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