i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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