Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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