Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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