Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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