Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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