Sponge bath it is.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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