everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Randomize
