a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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