i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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