I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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