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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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