alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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