I don't think brook has ever known best
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
