At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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