in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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