just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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